Tomorrow had better be a good day. Besides driving, I'm seeing tons of people and hopefully at night we'll have a blaaaaaast. Imagine having to complete 5 and a half assignments in a week! Restless nights and full meals everyday, ccb, fat already. Plus an entire week of taking cabs to school is depleting my money like mad. I'm only left with $4 in my wallet. My card? $5. Not even enough to withdraw, jizzzzzzzz.
And I still have Christmas shopping to do and lots of friends to catch up with. You know what? 24 FUCKING HOURS IS NOT ENOUGH. Why did God create sleep? Sleeping is such a bloody fucking waste of my time. And if I'm a scientist, someone smarter than Einstein, I'd gladly create this magical pill, that looks like a chocolate ball like those ancient chinese movies, and after swallowing you'll realize you'll never need to sleep, ever!
Which brings me to Edward Cullen, the vampire who doesn't sleep. Heard that he's going to have kids with Bella, the vampire, and they are going to grow old and then stop at a mature age. WHICH DOES NOT FUCKING MAKE SENSE AT ALL. (& oops did I just spoilt the story for you?)
You see, Edward is probably 300 years old, and stays 17/18 because he was bitten then. His kids grow up like normal kids but like their family, become vegetarians and they eventually stop growing when they're matured. AND WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO BE MATURED?!
Say, they mature when they're 19. Wouldn't that make the kids 'older' than Edward and Bella? I mean technically they're younger by 300 years but their features leh!? WHAT IF the kids mature only at 25... Holy crap, I can't even think about all those incestrous thoughts the boys are going to think about Bella now.
Right? Think about it, doesn't make any sense to me at all. And like I've mentioned before ... Robert Pattinson is not good looking at all.
(Now girls, don't stare at me like that.)
20091218
20091214
Fo'real
The point of me blogging me right now, at 8.08 am, is to prove that I've reached school for the first time ever this semester, this fucking early. I reached school at 7.45AM!
AND, to reward myself I'm going to wake two unlucky bastards from their sleep now. ^^
AND, to reward myself I'm going to wake two unlucky bastards from their sleep now. ^^
20091202
Blindfucks
I just got scolded a 'mud' aka Malay gangster for no fucking reason on WC. I get it that I suck at playing dotA but you don't have to call me 'mud' right?! I'm not pissed that they've called me a 'mud', but because of the apparent reason that I can never be a 'mud' on WC! Reason being: My fucking in-game-name is eileentai. Isn't that a Chinese female name enough?!
(Don't question why I used my full name, I didn't know and I'm already level 8 and can't part with it)
Anonymous blindfuck: Aye weaver you only know how to shukuchi ah
eileentai: Yah, so what you gonna do about it
Anonymous blindfuck: Why you talk like a 'mud' sia, go back to your 'mud' family.
How the fuck does that make sense.
It doesn't even make sense that I'm pissed over this.
BYE.
(Don't question why I used my full name, I didn't know and I'm already level 8 and can't part with it)
Anonymous blindfuck: Aye weaver you only know how to shukuchi ah
eileentai: Yah, so what you gonna do about it
Anonymous blindfuck: Why you talk like a 'mud' sia, go back to your 'mud' family.
How the fuck does that make sense.
It doesn't even make sense that I'm pissed over this.
BYE.
20091201
Random #68
Under the list of things that I like, it includes every time your mum calls you, "Naughty boy!"
Goodnight
Goodnight
20091130
OMFG for a reason
I only managed to sleep at 6am, on a Sunday when school begins at 9am the next day. Reason being... ME TOO HOOKED ON KOREAN DRAMA!!!
Mum was watching the drama when I was gonna sleep at 12, but I ended up psyching her to continue watching till 3am when she's gotta wake up for work at 6am. But she's the impatient spoiler who already knew the ending of that 100+ episode Korean drama by watching the last episode. Woke up and continued from where I've stopped and I've finally finished it after fast forwarding all 5 discs!!! I'm a very heavy sleeper, had 18 miss calls when I finally woke up.
ANYWAY. I had a dream. I dreamt that I killed a yakuza. I didn't exactly killed him myself, I had another accomplice with me who used a samurai sword to behead him. What followed was crazier. In my dream, I was going to commit suicide by jumping off the building. Along with me were a few people, some really random and some who are just total strangers. We reached the 45th floor and I was texting my mum, something along the line of ... Mum, I'm sorry, I killed someone and I'm going to jump off now. Please take care. HAHAHAHA. Fucking full of shit I swear. And before I could finish, I woke up. Imagine if I jumped and died in my dream, and I die for real too!! Woah.
I hope someday I'll dream of me being a pathologist. ^^
Mum was watching the drama when I was gonna sleep at 12, but I ended up psyching her to continue watching till 3am when she's gotta wake up for work at 6am. But she's the impatient spoiler who already knew the ending of that 100+ episode Korean drama by watching the last episode. Woke up and continued from where I've stopped and I've finally finished it after fast forwarding all 5 discs!!! I'm a very heavy sleeper, had 18 miss calls when I finally woke up.
ANYWAY. I had a dream. I dreamt that I killed a yakuza. I didn't exactly killed him myself, I had another accomplice with me who used a samurai sword to behead him. What followed was crazier. In my dream, I was going to commit suicide by jumping off the building. Along with me were a few people, some really random and some who are just total strangers. We reached the 45th floor and I was texting my mum, something along the line of ... Mum, I'm sorry, I killed someone and I'm going to jump off now. Please take care. HAHAHAHA. Fucking full of shit I swear. And before I could finish, I woke up. Imagine if I jumped and died in my dream, and I die for real too!! Woah.
I hope someday I'll dream of me being a pathologist. ^^
20091118
I'm a lion. Fierce lion.
Today's the 2nd day without having any internet connection at home. Thank goodness some silly soul out there didn't set a password for his/her router so that I could tap on it!
I'm going to school with this hair colour that I can't even explain myself. It was supposed to be cherry pinkish but came out slightly orange and brown. The best part is, the colour is all concentrated on the top of my head, making me look like some penniless ah beng who only had enough pennies to dye a disgusting little portion of his head. But it's only under certain lights that makes the orange brown colour visible. Otherwise, it stays with a convincing maroon red kinda colour.
I should stop being such a cheapo. I bought Liese's foam bubble hair dye for $20 at an NTUC outlet. :(
Passed my ftt today and I did not not cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kbye.
I'm going to school with this hair colour that I can't even explain myself. It was supposed to be cherry pinkish but came out slightly orange and brown. The best part is, the colour is all concentrated on the top of my head, making me look like some penniless ah beng who only had enough pennies to dye a disgusting little portion of his head. But it's only under certain lights that makes the orange brown colour visible. Otherwise, it stays with a convincing maroon red kinda colour.
I should stop being such a cheapo. I bought Liese's foam bubble hair dye for $20 at an NTUC outlet. :(
Passed my ftt today and I did not not cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kbye.
20091109
Crying but your love's so sweet
Last night,
'I can't believe I just cried over nothing, I love you'
I thought my random mood swings went away already. But then again, it wasn't entirely random, it just scares me how love can make someone, make me, so vulnerable. And I thought I had a steel heart.
Goodnight, I'm very sleep deprived.
x
'I can't believe I just cried over nothing, I love you'
I thought my random mood swings went away already. But then again, it wasn't entirely random, it just scares me how love can make someone, make me, so vulnerable. And I thought I had a steel heart.
Goodnight, I'm very sleep deprived.
x
20091108
20091027
You, me, we, us
Last weekend was fireworksinyourass amazing. We were over at Tioman for a short trip and that place is bewteefoo. Went to dive and snorkel, touched and got scratched by the corals, poked in the toe by a sea urchin, fed fishes in the water, snorting bogey out from my nose and feeding fishes with it, watching the boyfriend dance in the water, eating awesome Ramly burgers for lunches, drank champagne that he brought, got screwed over and over by the waterproof camera that proved not to be sea water proof under water and getting awful sunburns on our backs.
I just summarized our holiday in a paragraph.
Pictures when I get it!
I just summarized our holiday in a paragraph.
Pictures when I get it!
20091023
_|_ means fuck you in the ass
They (MDA) have blocked every popular porn website!!! Even the not so popular ones like TheTend.Com!!! Oh my fucking goodness, no more checking out SINGAPORE/MALAYSIA porno!!! I just jizzed in my pants!!!
How can they be so fucking unfair and rob every dick off their rights from watching porn! Can you imagine what would happen to society if the dicks have nothing else to fulfill their sexual desires, nothing to wank to, nothing to fantasize one, nothing to daydream about... Which leads to more rape/molest/peeping tom cases! USE YOUR BRAIN LA. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT IF A KID WATCHES PORN HE/SHE WILL BECOME A HXC PORN ADDICT...
Like hello, I watched porn since primary school and stopped during secondary cause I moved on to better stuff like gore...................................
I'm still an average kid.
How can they be so fucking unfair and rob every dick off their rights from watching porn! Can you imagine what would happen to society if the dicks have nothing else to fulfill their sexual desires, nothing to wank to, nothing to fantasize one, nothing to daydream about... Which leads to more rape/molest/peeping tom cases! USE YOUR BRAIN LA. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT IF A KID WATCHES PORN HE/SHE WILL BECOME A HXC PORN ADDICT...
Like hello, I watched porn since primary school and stopped during secondary cause I moved on to better stuff like gore...................................
I'm still an average kid.
20091017
Cuz we aliens in action
A couple of nights back, I asked him if I could have money for my driving lessons and he threw a bitch fit, saying that I'm only talking to him when I need the cash.
Today, he told momma that if I tidied up my room, he'll pay the fee. So technically speaking, I'm cleaning up my room for over a thousand dollars. Life is good.
20091014
20091011
20091010
Smart S
Why am I so retarded. Why is Toke retarded.
Me: AYE
TOKE
You got scramble at home?
Toke: no leh
why
... Notice, Scramble.
Only realized it after Alex went 'What's that'.
Yesterday's night picnic at fort canning was fun. We had blasting music from the stage and lots of food. Mainly fish balls.
Was trying to figure out other ways to cook maggi mee cause I'm lazy to buy my dinner and after googling for so long I guess the only ways are only boiling and pan frying it. Hm, you can eat it as it is too.
Later!
Me: AYE
TOKE
You got scramble at home?
Toke: no leh
why
... Notice, Scramble.
Only realized it after Alex went 'What's that'.
Yesterday's night picnic at fort canning was fun. We had blasting music from the stage and lots of food. Mainly fish balls.
Was trying to figure out other ways to cook maggi mee cause I'm lazy to buy my dinner and after googling for so long I guess the only ways are only boiling and pan frying it. Hm, you can eat it as it is too.
Later!
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